Done September 5th, 2005 – copied from LJ
*dies from amusement* and since amylia asked for a translation I’ll try to do this properly without squeeing. This is a crack Alternate Universe to the drama series Saint Beast. The first and second track contains the SB characters in high school. The third and fourth tracks is them in an office setting. Fifth track is cast talk. (Fifth track has not been translated)

Cast:
Gou – Morikawa Toshiyuki
Shin – Sakurai Takahiro
Rei – Miyata Kouki
Gai – Yoshino Hiroyuki
Yuda – Ishida Akira
Ruka – Midorikawa Hikaru
Kira – Sugita Tomokazu
Maya – Suzumura Kenichi
Pandora – Fukuyama Jun
Shiva – Toriumi Kousuke
Zeus – Kanemura Junichi

Saint Beast cast in high school. XD (reminds me of Samurai Deeper Kyo bangaihen >.>) Gou and Rei being roommates. And Rei’s love for wearing silk robes to sleep and Gou freaking out over it. XD I’m starting to like hearing Morimori’s freaking out voice. I blame this on Tsuki no Sabaku Satsujin Jiken. XDXD He sounds so adorable when he freaks out. *cough*

Where is Yuuudaaaaa~~?

Kira and Pandora being roommates is just amusing. XD and… Ruka and Gai? Hehehehe. And now Rei is currently freezing his buns off because Gou thinks it’s hot and has the air-con turned on high. XD

Very annoyed Kira with a whip. (You can bring whips to school? >.>) And Pandora flipping out because Pearl is not there with him = more annoyed Kira. XD

Where is Yuuuudaaa~?

Track 1
Pandora leads the new transfer student, Kira to his room, where Pandora is discovered to be his roommate. And Kira says something rude to him and Pandora starts monologuing about ‘How dare he be so rude to me!’ and then ends with ‘I’ll bully him one day’.

Ruka and Gai shows up to invite them to go somewhere. And there seems to be some Ruka/Rei hints here. XD Apparently Gai and Ruka are roommate and Ruka must have confided in Gai that he likes Rei or something like that. (I’m assuming here because he sounds so panicky when Gai nearly spilled the beans to Pandora and Kira) Ruka is about to murder Gai already when Shin and Maya comes up to them and reveals that Gai had already told them about the ’secret’ and that Yuda, Gou and Shiva knows too. XD

Ruka is definitely about to murder Gai. Gai escapes screaming ‘I’m sorry!!!’ and Ruka takes off after him in a rage. Shin and Maya follows after them as well. XD
Pandora goes after them wanting to find out what Ruka’s secret is.
Ahahaha Kira sounded like the only sane one for a second until he starts saying ‘Ah..I wonder what Ruka’s secret is. What if it’s his weakness? If I have control of it, maybe I can exploit him. Yoosh!’ Insert sound of whip cracking. ‘I shall find out!’ and Kira runs off after them, whip cracking all the way.

Insert scene with Gou and Rei (who are roommates). Gou is all worried about Rei being his roommate and that Rei offered to ‘decorate the room’. Apparently there are rumors about Rei’s… eccentric tastes. ie: pink, flashy stuff. He worries and worries and was interupted by a running Gai and an enraged Ruka, followed by a tired sounding Shin and Maya, along with Pandora, and followed by whip swishing Kira. XD

Gou decides to enter the room, discovers that Rei did a decent job with it and that his sense of style is actually quite normal and relaxes. Until… that night that is. XD Insert Gou shirek of terror. Rei is wearing a silk robe and goes into a daze as he describes how nice it is to wear silk and how comfortable it was. And here it is revealed that Gou sleeps naked. o.o *jots down interesting info* Gou proceeds to continue freaking out over his roommate’s weird sleep wear until he decides to sleep.

Later that night, Rei wakes up shivering, complaining of the cold. He wakes Gou up and asks him to turn off the air conditioner. Gou refuses, claiming that it’s summer and that it’ll be hot. And since Gou refused, Rei proceeds to threaten Gou that he’ll sleep with Gou in the same bed so Gou can warm him up. Gou freaks out again and Rei smiles triumphantly and turns off the air conditioner. *pats Gou*

Zoom to Pandora and Kira. Pandora’s about to deal with his uhm nightly activities with Pearl while Kira’s asleep. Pandora discovers that Pearl is missing and freaks out. He then realies that pearl might be with Ruka at the fair (or wherever it is) and freaks out again, waking Kira. Kira becomes a total grouch and starts whipping Pandora so he’ll shut up. XD And the track ends with Pandora’s shireks of ‘Itai!! Tasukete!! Itai!’

I’m having the image of a chibi Kira with whip swishing in the air chasing after a panicky Chibi Pandora in circles around the room.

Track 2
YUDAAAA!!!

Omg the Yuda/Shin. YUDA/SHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O__O There is Yuda/Shin!!!! (I’m still waiting for a weird funny punch line >_>; because I don’t think they’re going to be so nice as to drop a Yuda/Shin scene right there.)
The opening line: “Yuda, take off your clothes…” >.>

I’m… assuming Yuda’s sick and Shin’s supposed to be taking care of him. XDXDXD (Were they really doing it in the infirmary? Oh squee~) Hm.. sick or injured. Hm..

and Shiva’s character is still as sad as ever. *sigh* *pats the boy* He was bringing some medicine over to Yuda when he discovers that Yuda is not where he thinks he is and he starts flipping out again when he hears that Yuda is with Shin again.

Oh right. Listened to it again. Yuda suffered a burn. And I guess Shin is taking care of him. And then the scene cuts to a swimming lesson, where Yuda and Shin are absent from. Maya forgot to bring his swim wear and is angsting over it. Shiva decides to take advantage and plots to let Maya borrow HIS swim wear so he himself can go borrow Yuda’s swimwear (perv). Gai stops Maya from taking Shiva’s swim wear and Maya decides to go and borrow Shin’s swimwear, so off he goes to the locker room where he discovers that Gou wears a bikini. *cough*

Gou.. wears… a bikini. Shin and Gou somehow took each other’s bathing suit by mistake the last time. XDXDXD And Maya discovered it and was severely traumatised when he found the bikini in Shin’s locker. He became even more traumatised when Gou walked in and claimed the bikini for his own. XD Poor poor boy.

Cutting back to the beginning of track 2. Someone.. please.. explain to me whether they really fanserviced us with Yuda/Shin or not. o_O I find it so hard to believe. *goes find tissue for nosebleed*

Scene cuts to Rei, Gai and Shin’s class where they have a math test. Gai is about to fail the test and makes Rei show him his paper so he can copy. XD Rei refuses and Gai makes further advancements and when they’re caught Gai went “I don’t know anything! I wasn’t trying to cheat!!” Ahaha and Rei was accused of being an accomplise and they were punished to clean up the toilet. XD

And Shin starts a monologue where he was saying something like “Ah, I’m so glad I wasn’t sitting next to them. I have to go see HIM after school. I can’t be cleaning up the toilet after school.” Shiva hears and wants to know who he’s talking about but Pandora and Kira shows up and drags him away. XD

WHEEEEE More Yuda/Shin!!1

Oh.. man.. more.. Yuda/Shin.. *drool* Shin gets a burn (from what?) and I think Yuda’s sick or has a fever or something… I can’t..tell.. @_@ Yuda burned Shin because of his fever?
Yuda: Let me heal you.
*swoon*

Track 3
We start off with finding out that Gou is the manager of the company with Shin and Rei as his trusted aides. Zeus(the ceo?) entrusted Gou with a new worker – Gai. who’s actually taken in to the company because no other company would take him in Gou asked Gai to xerox something and Gai proceeds to blow up the xerox machine somehow. And then he blows up the coffee machine, and then the fax machine, and then Gou sends him off to lunch. And Gou suffers from his two friends, Shin and Rei, to get rid of Gai somehow. XD

Gou hears Gai mutturing to himself. “Sigh… I’ve caused trouble to everyone again. I guess I really am not cut out to be a businessman…” Gou decides to help him and drags Gai with him to Kira’s company to help him become a better businessman. While Maya calls Kira, Gai is distracted by Maya’s bento. XD And Maya feeds him and Gai instantly declares Maya his friend.
Gai: That was fast.. *sweat*
Maya is all happy and Gai runs off after Gou to meet Kira. (oh this is going to be good)

As Gou meets Kira. (omg, Kira sounds like such an evil and sick and childish CEO. XD) Kira says that he’ll call off their contract with Gou’s company and that he’ll only sign the contract if Gou quits his job and works for him instead. Gou is all ‘I won’t betray my friends’ and refuses.

Gai then pitches in and starts sending ‘PLLEAAAASEEEE’ looks to Kira so that he’ll keep the contract, which fails, until Maya comes in and does the same thing. XD Kira sucumbs and they have a contract and Gou tells Gai afterwards that he might just be able to become a good businessman one day. >3

track 4
Kya~~ Yuda manager is here!! Along with Ruka manager!! WHEEE (Yuda/Shin! Ruka/Rei! WAI!) Okay *cough*

Track starts with Rei yawning and basically just behaving not very politely as he slowly walks to office, cutting close to being late. He starts saying “Ah.. I can’t believe this. I’m yawning like this in public. I hope no one sees. That’ll be so embarassing.”
I’ll do it in dialogue form now.
Shin: *pops in* I saw everything~
Rei: Eh?! When

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arara.. need to go clean up something. will continue when I’m back